Monday, July 11, 2005

His fleet is bigger than mine...I wanna new one!

Airline companies....now this has to be the latest in keeping-up-with-the-Kumars! Everyone is doing it...beer barons, maharajas...am sure you and I will be the next!

Here's my vision for my airline company : Taz Air - "Fly However You Want!"


  • Budget option fly-it-yourself two seaters, with packs of peanut butter sandwiches and tea under the seats (disastrous results if used as parachutes),
  • Family flying by hot-air baloon, with double-decker baskets (bottom deck with built in library, bean bags, pets and snack counters), and
  • The Grand Flying Businessman, which comes with technology that cellphone usage DOES NOT interfere with (for all those who married their phones, or atleast have a torrid affair going), diet meals (we match all them crazy diets out there...you name 'em!), and a laundromat for the exec on the move.
No Ecomony, No Business class ...

**Dopey grin on face, with brain-in-cloud look in eyes**

Over and Out.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

All we hear is ... (clap clap) Radio Ga-Ga ... (clap clap) Radio Goo-Goo ... (clap clap) Radio Ga-Ga ...

Vidya said...

what about an airline that serves food that's appetising to kids if not to adults, and by default provides babysitting for duration of flight? And shows 'mother goose' or 'tom and jerry' only as inflight entertainment?

Taz Snow said...

At this point in time, Taz Air welcomes all suggestions from its potential public. You never know, we may actually do some of these things!! :oD


Axe...stop singing. No jokes Man, this is freaky!